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A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.
I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.
by Allison Odle November 04, 2007
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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someone sexy or interesting that looks good enough for you to follow and take creepy pictures of
"He's so stalkable I could just rub him in chicken grease and follow his greasy scent everywhere."
by adiieee August 02, 2009
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