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A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.
I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.
by Allison Odle November 04, 2007
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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someone sexy or interesting that looks good enough for you to follow and take creepy pictures of
"He's so stalkable I could just rub him in chicken grease and follow his greasy scent everywhere."
by adiieee August 02, 2009
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