When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

When, in the process of stalking one on Facebook, the discovery that the said stalkee is tagged in virtually no real pictures that are actually of themselves.

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

When browsing on Myspace or Facebook, and clicking on a profile, only to find out that it is a private profile.