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Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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tools used to trick large people into working out,

EXAMPLE

hold a chocolate cake at the top of some STAIRS
I am going to slowly plop up those stairs
by TheSugarGlider January 02, 2017
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A set of steps ascending or descending to any certain floor or level. Stairs can be troublesome and cause injuries, so it is important to be warned about any stairs in the premises.
Employee 1: "Have you heard? A co-worker fell down the flight of stairs on floor 4!"
Employee 2: "I know! I wish someone warned him, then he would not have injured himself!"
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Term given to individuals who fail in some sort of task, whereby the failed person would theoretically have to leave the room (to go 'upstairs').

Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.

A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'
Can't believe I beat him with just 1 star Grimsby!

Stairs for Lee.
by Fodman February 19, 2011
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A tool invented to get rid of clingy women.
When we got done i pushed her down the stairs on the way out so she knew this wasn't a relationship.
by Kkatie October 31, 2013
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