the act of being a stain. To get shitfaced at a party, poop your pants, and then throw the party poo at your date.
by Stain March 15, 2005
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by 064 December 19, 2012
by KingLloyd December 05, 2005
The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".
Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines
Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
by memeulous December 23, 2016
by Chi_townz_finest_yo May 29, 2006
A person in your life you can't get rid of or deny knowing. Other aspects of your life are fine, but there lies a big old reminder and someone is always pointing it out. Every time you look at him/her, you wish your life was stain-free.
My sister-in-law is a stain.
by K April 08, 2004