When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

A drunk person that can hold it down & walk the line.

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

1. a specialty cocktail served in a frosted mug of Negra Modelo topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. sometimes accompanied by fat, mountainous lines of cocaine.

2. a young media assistant who is under the influence of such a drink during his lunch hour

Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and Red Bull.
A variation of Jägerbomb.

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

The arrogant strut of a self-important drunk