When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot
Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.
by dan! January 7, 2013
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Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.
Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.
by kflare3 January 10, 2013
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Homie got pulled over for suspected drunk driving but he busted out with his stagger swagger & they let him go.
by shoo.shu December 13, 2015
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A stupid pussy boy backstabber

Can be used as -

Staggin (Pussy boy backstabbing)

Stagged ( Pussy boy backstabbed)
Person 1: Awwe man how'd you lose?

Person 2: That kid is a fucking stagger, he shot me in my back!
by Dr.HoodPurpDrankSlapYoBtchSill February 29, 2016
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Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and Red Bull.
A variation of Jägerbomb.
Stagger Bomb, You are in for a great time after this one! Shot of Ice Cold Red Stag, Dropped into Red Bull and enjoy
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1. a specialty cocktail served in a frosted mug of Negra Modelo topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. sometimes accompanied by fat, mountainous lines of cocaine.

2. a young media assistant who is under the influence of such a drink during his lunch hour
"let's go to the diner for a round of staggering moscas."
by Mosca January 26, 2004
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when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.
girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.
by funnysistermate May 20, 2011
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