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A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.
john: "Why is she dating him?"
tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford."

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Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night.
John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning.

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John: I think I pulled my stafford last night
Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk
by John Krills March 14, 2008
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side
Look that kid is very charming and cute I herd his name is Stafford
by Nick Malone March 04, 2020
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When a girl is giving a guy head under the covers. The guy farts and holds her under there. A dutch oven, with a twist.
Last night I was giving him oral when he yelled STAFFORD....I didn't know what I was in for.
by la verga October 31, 2011
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Rotting flesh found in the anus of a lepper.
That dude's mouth smelled like a Stafford.
by Steve Blax September 21, 2007
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Someone who is shit at their job
Fuck me that cunts so useless he's the new stafford
by Gainey November 01, 2018
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