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A really large penis or people that work under you.
All the biatches working on my staff have been rode on my staff.
by J. Spoove October 27, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A word used when someone over exaggerates
Example:

Steve - I had sex with 50 men on the weekend

Bob - Staffs!
by Dick Cheese May 31, 2005
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A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind
That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?
by stusx10 April 24, 2015
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a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim
Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.
by Swedish Bob September 25, 2006
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When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk
Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!

Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it
by Dr. Brule June 11, 2010
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Someone you cannot go a day without.
Ruby... she is my staff
by i know girls June 27, 2011
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