Urban Dictionary: staff

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A really large penis or people that work under you.

All the biatches working on my staff have been rode on my staff.

by J. Spoove October 27, 2003

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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

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A word used when someone over exaggerates

Example:

Steve - I had sex with 50 men on the weekend

Bob - Staffs!

by Dick Cheese May 31, 2005

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3

A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind

That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?

by stusx10 April 24, 2015

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4

a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim

Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.

by Swedish Bob September 25, 2006

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When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk

Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!

Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it

by Dr. Brule June 11, 2010

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Someone you cannot go a day without.

Ruby... she is my staff

by i know girls June 27, 2011

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