yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
by thewebguy March 07, 2005
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a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)
Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
by Light Joker March 27, 2005
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The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.
After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
by KingSoggy July 03, 2019
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-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach
by JFLOW September 18, 2006
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Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.
- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.
by Fat Cat Gaberino June 02, 2010
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The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.
by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004
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A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.
My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.
by Justin August 15, 2003
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