A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu
"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"
by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
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(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks
Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight
by HicktownPortland November 18, 2011
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A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 23, 2010
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The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.
I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!
by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009
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When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
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A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 07, 2009
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