A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.

Best school in the world. mr massie is the legend upon men. 5/5 star hygiene rating

all serious this school should be give an award. made so many kids dreams. best school in scunthorpe. send ur kids here if they want 5+ grades (unless ur mama starzak)