Only the most badass car ever! When this sexy beast rolls by you'll shit your pants. The way it growls will make you want to have sex with it on the spot.

When you go to a car show, always bring an extra pair of undies.
Friend: "Dude, look at that Porsche 991!"

You: "Aww fuck a Hellcat!" *forcefully excretes and ejaculates simultaneously*

This is a good car to make your briefs grow larger.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods