squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 06, 2017

Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018

squonks

A squonks is a person with a relatively high pitched voice, A squonks is usually a little person that plays online games such as fortnite, people use this as an insult towards the little kids online.

Squonks : "hey guys can you drop me that gold pump"
Man 1: "SHUT UP YOU SQUONKS CUNT"
Man 2: "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF"

by lonkasauresrex November 24, 2019

squonk

a sound of squeak and bonk, an expression for silly billies. oh word?

police : who let u in?!
gurt : squonk yo

by milowlilow July 08, 2025

Squonk

The gay friend.

You're such a squonk bro!

by EnchantedKami September 09, 2021

Lebanese Squonk

When a man ejaculates into a woman, then she spins around in a circle of women until the cum shoots out onto someone’s face

Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk

by lord_quinndelin_ June 28, 2021

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 06, 2018