May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A loving hug, somewhere in between a glomp and a squish. The enacter of the squizzle must try to constrict breathing, but not so much as to cause internal injuries, much like those accompanied with glompage.
by boysnoggage December 05, 2004
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Squizzle is a state of mind characterized by a lack of common thought process. One who is "Squizzling" generally has nothing better to do, and should not be opperating heavy machinery.
by CompletelyFixed December 11, 2004