jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea

moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed

*because i made this word up!
by J.Я. May 30, 2008
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Slang for "taking a look" at something.
Person, "My leg hurts!"

Doctor friend, "Here, let me have a squizz."
by G-knee-yes October 20, 2011
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A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.
That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.
by kyle January 02, 2005
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