“Why did Kevin buy that new sofa? He said he was only going to sit down for a couple minutes!”

“Because Kevin is a squish! He doesn’t know how to say no!”

Jim: “have you seen Jonah today?”
John: “no why?”
Jim: “it’s national squish a bish day!”

P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"