When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.
Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him
by LitTitties July 21, 2019
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a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.
the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!
by nevrsay nigg*r October 17, 2011
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A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!
Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009
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When you're flicking a girl's bean aggressively and she screams water blast!
I was rubbing my girlfriend's clit last night and she did the Squirtle.
by Lifeisajokesoami February 11, 2019
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a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon
during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.
by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004
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A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.
She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.
by djstan627 December 26, 2011
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