the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.

-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.