a squirtle is when a chick has diarrhea and you are doin her in the pussy and you make her orgasm so much that she cums, pisses, and shits all at the same time
by happyjack5 September 09, 2009
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
by Naomi February 03, 2005
by jackass34 December 03, 2009
sqwer.tle
Noun, Adj.
1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.
2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.
Noun, Adj.
1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.
2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.
1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.
2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.
Awww Skeet Skeet!
2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.
Awww Skeet Skeet!
by C. Dub. January 25, 2007
1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"
2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!
(later that night...)
Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!
(later that night...)
Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
by spokmage August 08, 2007
by S1ru5 October 20, 2006