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A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
by Naomi February 03, 2005
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sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!
by C. Dub. January 25, 2007
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1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
by spokmage August 08, 2007
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Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer
Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite
by S1ru5 October 20, 2006
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-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice
-I think I made him squirtle himself...I did make him squirtle himself.
-I ate cheese and now I have the squirtles.
-You made me laugh so hard, I squirtled my pants.
-R kelly squirtled all over his victim while making his home videos.
-While doing the dirty deed, I prematuraly squirtled everywhere.
by -JBZ- June 06, 2005
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Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax
Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
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