Completely insane. Related to the term "nuts" (meaning the same thing) in the same way that "apeshit" is related to "bananas" and "batshit" is related to "batty." It is unknown whether the offensive terms were dysphemisms of the innocuous terms or the innocuous terms euphemisms of the offensive terms. Excepting "apeshit," all of these terms (including "bananas") have the same meaning, that is, "crazy."

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.