Urban Dictionary: squirrel nuts

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When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 09, 2007

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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.

by Starquti September 05, 2020

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Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 22, 2010

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