To have a squirrel for a hand

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested