One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them