Squip is a god-sent pill that contains a microchip that tells you how to be cool.

I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.
I just took squip, and no, I already am having sex with someone, sorry.
by Jack B. May 29, 2004
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A consideration to either skip or quit something, normally only an aforethought to an action not followed through.
I almost squipped Con Law today.

I want to squip law school so badly.
by LawGirlU2013 January 24, 2011
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a tiny computer that is swallowed and SOMEHOW lands on your brain to tell you how to be cool. Truth is people... this thing doesn't actually exist. It is all a huge scam to get you to buy a book called be more chill. very convincing though.
Squips are a figment of our imaginations
by snowandskibaby July 12, 2005
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Something we must stop, I helped develope it in the early 2000's but left because I felt it was wrong. It is a mind controlling drug.
A: Did you get the bugs fixed?
B: Naw, they can deal with it, this squip is gonna make us a lot of money.
by Dr. Morris E. Burrows May 29, 2004
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A pill that my boyfriend took before we met, he is so suave. I reccomend it to all girlfriends to give to their nerdy, non sexy boyfriends.
Squip? Oooh, thats sexy.
by Jane E. May 29, 2004
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Look, I'm not going to lie. My friend took it and wrote a book about it, he went nuts basically, but Be More Chill tells the truth.
Dude, squip is a bad mistake.
by Harrison D. May 29, 2004
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