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when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement
I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.
by squincy May 24, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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