To squint while constipated.
by Moosecoop December 14, 2014
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by TheSquinchMaster March 18, 2015
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by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009
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by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013
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"Upon his massive explosion of warm splooge that hit her directly in the eye, she was forced to squinch"
by Chosen 0ne May 22, 2013
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When a person needs to scratch themselves but they have no nails, and so they instead use their fingers to squeeze, pinch, and smear the itchy area on their body.
"Jacob's balls itched, but since Jacob had no nails to scratch them he had to squinch them instead."
by Thetipsycow March 17, 2018
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The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
by SmugSockMonkey January 09, 2005
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