Squimp

To be or act as a fiend.
Often a term of endearment.

"Cj was supposed to be here tonight but he's being a squimp."
"What's up my squimp?'

by Ded_boi May 28, 2020

Squimp

A dirty butthole (cousin to swampass)

Ram that dick in my Squimp!!
I love licking Squimp before sex.
Fred really acts like a Squimp at times.

by Kat D Mak. July 11, 2009

Squimp

A girl that despite being hairy (like a chimp) is also so sweaty that her skin glistens like that of a squid.

When i saw her working out I realised that she wasn't just ugly and hairy but was also a squimp.

by LFCSanj June 16, 2008

Squimp

a tiny little pimp.

Wow for a squimp you sure are big!

by The D! December 9, 2003

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 12, 2023

squimp

A theoretical squid-shrimp hybrid, which would taste excellent both in battered rings or barbecued.

"Squimp?", Hank squawked as he spat out the sandwich, "I thought it was scamprawn! You KNOW I can't stand squimp!"

by Mad Dave May 26, 2007

squimp

Another name for bitch

Omg you squimp
You are such a squimp
Get away from me you squimp

by Rhysie😊 December 18, 2017