Urban Dictionary: squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 08, 2008

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It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

by bbstyle81 September 01, 2006

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A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded

Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "

by MyAfrikaansGuy October 09, 2019

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An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.

Bro are you squif

by Consideryourselfshanked July 14, 2019

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An anthropomorphic squirrel's wife

Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years.

by Vitado January 05, 2019

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Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.

My eyes have gone sqif.

My sight's gone squiffy

by Sarks88 March 03, 2017

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The combination of a skeet and a quif

And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.

by Mr Dylan May 24, 2008

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