Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
by Hol September 11, 2004
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To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
by Al Dog January 19, 2005
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Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.
She was upset because we had a squiff.
by providan December 21, 2006
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skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.
That homo is squiff as a carebear!
by worm September 19, 2003
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A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.
Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad
by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021
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