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A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings
by Tobyjug6 May 09, 2010
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.
Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?
by hgani January 03, 2011
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short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile
" Squidlydiddly you lil raspberry!"
"Squids an alcoholic!"
by tescowanker April 13, 2017
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