A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile