Urban Dictionary: squib

squib

omg its like so totally a non magic like person with like magical parents in like Harry like Potter

omg like MRs. whats her face (Harry's
neighbor obsessed with cats) is like a total SQUIB!! omg like totally

by i like totally forgot April 01, 2005

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squib

to ejaculate wildly. Can be used interchangebly with the word gized.

Dude, she was suckin his cock and he squibbed all over her!

by Marshall Henson September 18, 2005

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Squib

anything and everything. you can use this word to describe anything that you just can't figure how to say, and because of Squib's epic abilities to describe anything and everything, you should not be questioned on you choice of using the word Squib

Positive "Dude you are the best squib ever"
Negative "dude you are such a fucking squib"
Noun "look at that squib"
Verb "dude why you got to squib me over like this?"
Pronoun "you are the squibiest cunt ever"
Adverb "she's so squibing hot"
you get the point

by G. Sloan April 28, 2008

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Squib

A slang term for cigarette. Used in and around central Arkansas.

"Hey, you wanna kick a squib?"

by Anacrusis June 14, 2009

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Squib

A person that quite blatantly has no social life, and is incapable of having sex with any human being, so has to resort to trying their luck with animals.

person 1: 'he has no social life and makes love to animals'
person 2: 'some might call him a squib'

by That_Girl_Al March 07, 2009