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Masturbatory lube made from the tartar of panda bear teeth.
Pass the squermf, I gotsta rub one off.

It's so hard to find good squermf outside of China.
by dsyhjfdhbcgfj June 29, 2011
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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