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fucked way too hard in the side of the head. hurts like a bitch, but you feel impressed to have accomplished it.
I was squeezledorfed yesterday and I think I may be dying from the profusely bleeding wound.
by R7XXX February 18, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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