the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.
by jsqueezy February 15, 2012
by RestlessUK May 21, 2009
Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!
by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009
Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008
noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.
Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.
by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004
Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?
Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?
Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!
by jakerater July 22, 2009
1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge
2. A runny and stanky dump
3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
2. A runny and stanky dump
3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"
Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."
Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."
Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
by LoveMussel January 16, 2009