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1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge
2. A runny and stanky dump
3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
2. A runny and stanky dump
3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"
Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."
Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."
Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
by LoveMussel January 16, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge
2. A runny and stanky dump
3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
2. A runny and stanky dump
3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"
Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."
Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."
Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
by LuvMuscle January 16, 2009