The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014
by morellocherry August 03, 2009
by oso blanco September 27, 2006
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
by CindyStank June 28, 2007
Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.
Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.
Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.
Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."
"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
by LittleWinston March 26, 2010