Top definition
1)A tool used to clean Windows
2)Used to describe a person, usually a young person, who is immaturely amusing
by C.May June 26, 2004
Get a squeegie mug for your brother-in-law Trump.
Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
Get a serotonin donor mug for your mate Günter.
2
A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.
Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.
by mackenzieeeeeee September 04, 2010
Get a squeegie mug for your mother-in-law Larisa.
3
A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage
"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"
by docwolfstone September 19, 2008
Get a Squeegie mug for your dog Callisto.
4
a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.
i was doing that dirty whore in the ass last night and decided i wanted a squeegie when i was done....
by SlutBucket September 25, 2006
Get a squeegie mug for your Aunt Nathalie.
5
A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.
"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."
by Sesame Sticks May 08, 2006
Get a squeegie mug for your papa Manafort.
6
When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.
Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!
by Jabscanoe January 04, 2017
Get a Squeegie mug for your brother-in-law Paul.