1)A tool used to clean Windows
2)Used to describe a person, usually a young person, who is immaturely amusing

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage

a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.