A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.
Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.
by Krigsstev October 28, 2005
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squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.
did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

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she totally squeefed at the family dinner.
by jaa1988 September 15, 2011
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a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.
Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!
by 'dklfj July 02, 2007
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It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.
My dick farted. It's a squeef.
by Squeef Monster November 06, 2004
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Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.
by janice December 13, 2003
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"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."
by t'rex. April 09, 2011
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