squeak

a person who is annoying because they act child like; and or a person who is annoying because they are unskilled and unexpierenced in certain things.

"Kim still plays with Barbies, she's sucha squeak"

"Dave didn't know what 69 meant, he's sucha squeak"

by nico September 12, 2004

squeak

phone call from one person to another

A'right man ill give ya a squeak later!

by josh henry July 24, 2006

squeak

a high pitched laugh.

"did u hear her laugh?"
"she didnt laugh, she squeaked"

by misslovedrunk January 6, 2012

Squeak Squeak

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.

"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"

by Pontius Pilot March 25, 2016

squeak squeak

the sound a mouse makes

Mouse: "squeak squeak"

by QwertyBored February 3, 2023

Squeak Squeak

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

by PokerB April 3, 2012

Squeak

The sound your adorable girlfriend makes when she's laughing! Sometimes she does it when she's scared, and she gets angry when you tell her about it!

Guy: Hey check this out!
Girl: Hahahahha -squeak-
Guy: Ha you squeaked!
Girl: No, I didn't! -squeak-
Guy: You did it again!

by Reevaluateyourself May 8, 2013