When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.
High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
by cházaáh doggie August 02, 2021
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The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.
Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?
by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021
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When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.
Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)
by Lexatron101 December 05, 2019
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A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
by Htychchf June 19, 2018
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A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.
Bro I did the squatch position last night
by Htychchf June 19, 2018
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