When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.

This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.
Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.

Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.

Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.
by Mike109999 October 10, 2013
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When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.
Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch
by Dyl Ketz March 11, 2014
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to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake
gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?
by miiiiiiiiimzandyzzy January 17, 2009
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Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.
by KZella October 11, 2015
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A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
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A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.
Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does
by STINKFINGER1 January 04, 2019
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