An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
by Mel Hung April 17, 2016
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When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.
That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.
by VAUncleBadTouch February 24, 2012
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Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out
by Rå6bi± June 27, 2020
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A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair
“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019
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when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.
by sirspanks-n-wanks September 24, 2009
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noun.
a ball sack with feet
He looked like a Fot-squatch he was so fat.
by Melia B February 16, 2008
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A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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