"Justin was doing Billy from behind... At the moment of climax, he saw a picture of Bette Midler, and squarfed."

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"

look at squarf/skwarf

My wife offered to watch Moana for the fourteenth time and I decided, instead, to squarf down a box of bullets.