Urban Dictionary: squanker

1. An annoying person. 2. A stupid person. 3. A lame person. 4. An annoying, stupid AND lame person.

My science teacher is such a squanker! He called my house just to tell my parents he thinks I'm a bad student.

by Cecelia Melody August 09, 2006

Ben is a squanker. Screw that guy.

by SwaggyJuniour March 07, 2016

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.

"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"

by Err! ban dicks April 05, 2018

Someone overly feminine who vapes using a squonk that is also a wanker. Aka a 'Squonk wanker'.

Why are using a squonk and not a mech mod you pussy! You're such a squanker!

by Err! ban dicks April 14, 2018