“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish
by DaSquancher August 21, 2018
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a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad
I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch
by Luke January 20, 2004
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Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.
by KROPSi August 03, 2017
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A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.
Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!
by Midn July 16, 2017
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Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.
Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.
by CreepzOfficial April 11, 2016
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a very fat person who has rolls, guts, dicky-do's and gunts, can also be used to describe large thing or nouns: like people places or things. ex: animals, people, places
"man ur girlfriend is a squanch"
"man eww, that girl is squanchin"
"His father is a squanch"
"U.S.A is squanchin'"
"Omg, Thats the biggest squanchin' cat I ever seen.
by Gsnail December 08, 2005
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When smoking marijuana, the last hit before the bowl is just ash.

Also can mean tired, or worn out.
I was excited about getting higher, but Jeff Squanched the bowl.

Jeff wanted to go to the gym after classes, but he was squanched after his algebra class.
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