During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

to spunkle - meaning to ejaculate in a wide spread patern, obtaining maximum coverage.

Derrived from the words spunk and sprinkle.

An uncle who kidnaps his nephews and spunk’s in them. Other names for this word are, “Pedofunkle,” “sackhatcher,” “unclefuckbutt,” and “pubic rubric.”

1.it means something cool.
2. it's a mesh of the word special and spunky
kind of like when your happy and can't talk and make up words- thats it's origin.
3. can be used much like the word shibby to mean anything

When hippie Chris doesn’t wanna go skating